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Greetings Good Sir Knight And Welcome To The Castle Antrhax... (soon to be new and improved!)
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Oh it isn't a very good name...
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My name is Zoot, just Zoot. This site is the home of Haruka Honey H. So would you like to know more about this crazy gal?
She is- ht: 5'6" (168 cm), wt: 139 lbs(63 kg), bust, waist, hips: 39"-32"-39" (99 cm, 81 cm, 99 cm). Hair: red, short, wavy. Eyes: green. Religion: Maenad (Dionysiac Pagan). Ethnic background: Sicillian, Polish, Scottish, & Native American. Lives: So. Cali (L.A.)
HHH is very moody, but also very sweet. She loves all of you as long as you're cool.
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Gee, Wonder What's on Her Mind?!
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HHH's turn-on's are: zoot suits, Steve Perry from Cherry Poppin' Daddies, swingin' wolves, Emeril Lagasse, John Gotti, Adrian Paul, Royal Crown Revue, and satyrs (yes, the goat-men!).
Her turn-off's are: the cast of 'Seinfeld,' Steve Perry from Journey, pantyhose, guys that look like Conan O'Brien, Paul Williams, RPG, lifeguards who think they're hot but aren't, and dorks.
Her likes: Cutey Honey, Street Fighter, Mortal Kombat, Rocky Horror (Voyeuristic Intention is the only cast! Bow down before your masters, you worthless tripe! ), Mystery Science Theatre 3000, Monty Python, etc...
Her dislikes: Holy-roller types, Sammy Gravanno, sappy music, Tenchi Muyo, "Moonies" (dub sux!), lamo sports, etc...
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See, pork fat really does rule!
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Yes kiddos, soon all this will be absolete. Soon there will be a page worth seeing, with pix, jokes, info, sound, and all the other crap you pathetic crones seem to love. Speaking of that, do you people have nothing better to do than look at this page? Almost 200 of you have seen my 2-bit page! And people tell me I have problems! Well thanks anyway, now that I'm famous in "Nerdom," I can act like a bigshot. See you next month!
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